"Things Aren't That Simple: A Memoir" A candid and sometimes humorous exploration of the best and worst days, filled with travel, drinking, relationships, one-night stands and unforgettable meals. In Things Aren't That Simple, the author reflects on the messy moments that shape life-the highs, the lows, and everything in between. From working as a magician to falling for a pharmacist to being kidnapped on Thanksgiving, it's a collection of stories about searching for freedom, navigating love and realizing things aren't that simple.